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Sugar is not as sweet as it used to be
I'm broke so money don't grow on any of my trees
I am still drawing with that 0.7mm pencil ya see
If you want to be a bad artist just look at me
Looks like Mr. Clean is getting back together with Wendy's and closed locations are re-opening (Wendy's shut down here but they are re-opening soon I here.)
So no more grief
Captain Crunch let out a sigh of relief
My cereal still doesn't talk
I downgraded myself to even cheaper chalk
What if Snoop doggy dog did not have a dog but a cat instead
would his name be Catty McCat face
my mind is free in this place
I hear OJ may be going to jail
Time for me to start drinking apple juice
I am out saving the world or walking on the street
As I sleep
Please leave a message after the beep
Still getting spam on my phone
I'm broke so money don't grow on any of my trees
I am still drawing with that 0.7mm pencil ya see
If you want to be a bad artist just look at me
Looks like Mr. Clean is getting back together with Wendy's and closed locations are re-opening (Wendy's shut down here but they are re-opening soon I here.)
So no more grief
Captain Crunch let out a sigh of relief
My cereal still doesn't talk
I downgraded myself to even cheaper chalk
What if Snoop doggy dog did not have a dog but a cat instead
would his name be Catty McCat face
my mind is free in this place
I hear OJ may be going to jail
Time for me to start drinking apple juice
I am out saving the world or walking on the street
As I sleep
Please leave a message after the beep
Still getting spam on my phone
This is part 2 in my wtf series of poems. These are my funny rants about nothing at all. Please enjoy my humor or non humor if you don't find it funny.
I started this one because I was drinking like 4 glasses of water and I wanted some sugar and made some kool-ade. I added a truckload of sugar and it is not sweet at all. The sugar company is cutting corners on their product.
Part1 is here
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I started this one because I was drinking like 4 glasses of water and I wanted some sugar and made some kool-ade. I added a truckload of sugar and it is not sweet at all. The sugar company is cutting corners on their product.
Part1 is here
[link]
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Got me giggling.
It was good.
It was good.